A Psychic Knows You're Reading This

Are you stuck between a rock and a hard place? Are you at a cross roads? BONQO feels your pain. Instead of sitting on a park bench plucking petals off of a flower asking if a certain person loves you or loves you not, get thee to a psychic!
In the city of angels, nestled off of the 110 Freeway, you’ll find the office of Dr. Mark Star, a psychic with more than 34 years of experience. Having worked in Miami, Dallas, and New Orleans, Dr. Star provides his services to anyone seeking answers about their love life.
Go on, ask Dr. Star anything. It has to be love related, though. Much like Jeopardy, you must formulate your question in a certain way. After all, Dr. Star is a love psychic.
For example: “Will I love it when I win the lottery?”
There are tons of other questions that you may wish to ask. Like, will BONQO be the next big thing in online classifieds?
Sources say yes.